Celebrity Crush

When the B-movie “CHAIN-FACE CLOWN” hit theaters in 1985, few could have predicted it would eventually be celebrated as a cult classic, at least among a niche group of horror enthusiasts. Among its most devoted admirers is 29-year-old Emily Lynessa, who has always believed she was destined to meet and fall in love with Jonathan Blaklee, the actor in his mid-40s who starred in the film. To Emily, Jonathan is the ideal partner, unmatched by any other man. Her admiration for him and the movie has been unwavering for as long as she can remember. Emily boasts a collection of “CHAIN-FACE CLOWN” memorabilia that would impress even the most passionate fan. However, there is one piece she has yet to acquire—the living, breathing Jonathan Blaklee himself.